Back in October of 2010 I blogged about Colorado’s status as the country’s least obese state. I was happy to report that we maintained our status again in 2012.
Well, the bad news is the new numbers are in and Colorado has lost our first-place rating as least obese to Montana!
Montana???
Come on people of Colorado. What could have caused this?
I know what it has got to be,
and the only thing I think it’s got,
it’s got to be the legal pot!
I predicted that the legalization of pot would ruin our fair state. Now my predictions and the predictions of other luminaries have come to pass.
Legal pot IS dangerous. I mean this year we had Girl Scouts stationed outside of pot stores quadrupling their sales.
But, we can turn this around Colorado.
If all you are lifting is a bong in one hand and a local craft beer in the other it’s not going to work.
You have to get up and move it around a little bit. Walk to Sunday brunch.
And Montanans, don’t get too used to to your top spot. We’re at least a mile higher than you are.
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